Kids, Movies and Work: Shut up

Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Cali Montana - 03/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

Comments

Knightsownbulls 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:44

Shut up Ben Affleck!! you white.... then you Ben Affleck

guitardedman 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:50

should have shot him dead. and will people stop moderating every first comment! goddamn

boomBOOMshake 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:18

Theater*

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:27

35, no, we won't stop moderating them until they go the **** away. and clearly if the moderators go ahead and get rid of it, then it annoys them too.

Rodjmeister 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:39

kick the kid out...ridiculous.

RhynoD 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:44

Kick the kid the **** out of the theater. Then tell him that he actually does have to listen to your shit because you're the manager.

ShamCross 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:02

The best way to combat racism is to realize that everyone is a little. Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwNSNLPIfw&feature=related

roll_fukng_tide 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:03

****** kids man. just wait till he grows up and hear the shit he says to us "white boys"

DankJemo 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:10

Don't worry, in 12 short years he will end up in prison, wondering where he went wrong... It may take him all the way back to that day.

spamme 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:34

stupid nigga, a burden to society.

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