Kids, Movies and Work: Shut up

Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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Stranger danger

By Cali Montana - 03/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

Comments

dingleberrybop 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:44

maybe he was bad-mouthing because he has no parents to teach him anything? lol

oasisaddict 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:08

Wow. That from a six year old? Wow. Probably watched too much TV.

audiogasmic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:22

His parents are probably irresponsible, racist trash that are too high/drunk to know or care where he is at any hour of the day. As much as I'd like to slap that kid, you have to kind of feel bad for him. His background is probably awful.

JoshBarblahblah 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:24

#26 Lighten up, you tool. This is an entertainment website, not a ******* therapist's office. Also, to everyone complaining about the next generation, please don't let a couple of stories about smart ass kids get you down. I work with kids all the time and most of them are actually quite good.

gislince 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:41

what an impolite boy!

xClarkGable 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:45

41: you're just as bad as the kid for using that word.

telepathetic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:49

my comment got deleted cause i said it was fake but if anyone has seen the little boy who yells at the cashier and is like 6 and cusses her out( im pretty sure i got deleted because i included the race of the two people, which isn't racist just being descriptive, which means who ever deleted or flagged it was racist because they thought of it that way, i was merely using black and asian as description, no one gets angry when we call someone white) i'm pretty sure they can see this is a lie, no kid does this shit unless it's staged.

xstockholmlove 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:51

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

shadowcalling 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:53

Im with 12

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:56

You shoulda smacked the little bastard, racist comment or no racist comment, children should not be allowed to smart mouth adults. I also agree with 4.