Kids, Movies and Work: Shut up

Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Cali Montana - 03/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

Comments

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:05

I hope when I'm a dad my kid will be that awesome. What did you say back? I would've been pissed and talked shit back.

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:12

Maybe he was older than he looked? Haha, strange kids....

bubs_AKA_vermin 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:24

go with 4's suggestion. :) either that, or just scold him. in front of everybody. :)

bryan314 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:27

This is a situation where, if you can't ascertain the whereabouts of the parents, a call to DFS and/or the police is called for as he's an unattended child. You are running a movie theater, not a daycare. If something DID happen to the little....darling then you would be liable. The right action is to follow him, and if he does not lead you to his parents, have one of your workers keep an eye on him while you call for the authorities to deal with this situation. For what it's worth, I don't get a sense of race from this incident....I've had white kids call me "white boy", comes from watching too much TV. Of course, calling me white boy gets them a rather boring lecture on the history of racism, but that's THEIR problem.

twilighter_644 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:50

i see y he came with no parents.....

iamspartacus2 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:06

THAT is ghetto.

tiltwrestler 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:28

That guy is a 100%, raised in the Bronx, went to jail 5 times, capped 20 n*ggas, eat lead fo breakfast, afro sportin, T-H-U-G

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:34

He's still racist.

tiltwrestler 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:39

Yeah, yeah, I know #82... thats true... I dont mind blacks at all actually, but I hate it when they're racist. Especially when they not only hate whites, but act like they personally have been harmed by racism or segregation or slavery. Because no black today, unless they're old, has been harmed by slavery or segregation!!! So like, if they wanna keep their culture, its chill. They wanna play basketball, get in fights, carry around pistols, thats their deal. I dont mind that stuff, i shoot guns and play hoops and fight as well. Its what alot of us men do. If they wanna smoke weed and have sex early... go rite ahead! If they hate authority... they can do that! But i just cant stand it when people are racist... especially blacks these days. They got complete freedom about 40 years ago, and now they are actually ABOVE us whites in society- they get into college and jobs EASIER than whites!