Sick burn

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 21:07 - Belgium

Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

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bertoelmexicano 6

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

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GP14brBaller 5

It's totally manbearpig! You guys have to believe me!

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Pelreskovich 11

Well if global warming hadn't destroyed her brain she would have remembered, duh! You have a shitty mom :(

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Well if global warming made her forget your birthday, you can blame her stupidity on it as well.

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Clamcreepy 7

I don't even see how can global warming be an excuse for not remembering a birthday. Now if she got her head bashed in like a patient of DocBastard's in his profile pic then I can see how she forgot.

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perdix 29

We're having a freakishly warm winter here, so if you associate a January or February birthday with cold weather, it may slip your mind. The good news is that when people learn they forgot your birthday, they give you a much nicer gift than the piece of crap they'd give you on time.

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badmike89 6

Good time to tell you your adopted

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ThecomingofTan 9

It might be because he is constantly touching himself every time he comes on here, or his Hooked on Phonics hasn't come in the mail yet. Oh never mind, that is just me projecting again. Carry on.

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badmike89 6

Oh we can tell the difference at least most of us can some of us just live to piss off crabs like you

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ThecomingofTan 9

I love it when you talk dirty to me.

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hotPinklipstick 24

But DocBastard said "your" and "you're" are equivalent!!! He said it so it must be true! No but seriously, I hate when people can't tell the difference between those two words. Your and you're have two completely different meanings. People please, please, please learn that. Not everyone corrects people on here to be a grammar Nazi, they do it because 'you're sentances don't make no since when you speek and spell uncorrectly lik dis."

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onlychildFTW 33

I think your are getting overly excited about one word.

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hotPinklipstick 24

No I'm not, I've held my tongue about it on FML for over a year now. I haven't corrected anyone at all, but everyone gets so ass hurt when someone corrects them for a mistake that is simple to fix. I spoke my mind in what I thought was a nice way, instead of cursing at someone over it.

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alicecooperfan 18

I'm sorry OP :-( Happy Birthday though, I hope you still have a great day!

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