Birthday, Weird and Parents: Sick burn - FML

Sick burn

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 21:07 - Belgium

Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 210

You deserved it 2 752

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By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 963

You deserved it 98

By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 626

You deserved it 1 511

By Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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You deserved it 3 062

And I Oop

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 398

You deserved it 1 305

By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Niles

Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 950

You deserved it 1 706

You're welcome!

By birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

I agree, your life sucks 482

You deserved it 95

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 454

You deserved it 2 303

The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 785

You deserved it 1 910

By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 019

You deserved it 3 458

By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 689

You deserved it 1 469

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Top comments

Outsider_77 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:35

Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

bertoelmexicano 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:40

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

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truehitman2010 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:15

global warming isn't real

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:20

...and thus begins the flame between the pro-global warming and the anti-global warming. But thanks to the 2 FML's with 1 absent minded and one DOUCHEBAG of OP's, it'll never happen.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:25

smh. that's pitiful.

KaylaBayyyla 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:55

Happy birthday! Global warming didn't make me forget! Lol

CheerGrl0001 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:05

Happy birthday!! But at least you rememberes

PaigeySlade 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 8:18

...the hell? What was global warming too hot for her that she got heat stroke and like was out of it?? Seriously your mom is weird o.e and im sorry OP....happy birthday dear!

numbas2 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 9:08

At least your mom didn't wake you up at 5 ****** am on your 16th birthday to study for a test, a test that was nearly 2 weeks away. I was about to beat her over the head with a lamp

nic7973 23

Saturday 11 February 2012 10:55

occupy your birthday?

nw42 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:53

happy birthday

sweetbabysweet93 10

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:57

My birthday was yesterday. My mom and sister bitched at me all day. Happy birthday

arielzbkny 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 14:23

167 Peoples hands must've slipped and hit the "you deserved it" button by mistake... Sorry op your life sucks that's gotta hurt (emotionally, for all of the dumbfucks out there)

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Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

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You deserved it 55 330

Today, I asked a stranger for directions and then drove in the opposite direction they'd pointed to, all because my ADHD brain did that thing where I couldn't pay attention past their first instruction, which to me sounded like, "Take the first left, then the second right, then fla flafla fla flaflafla." FML

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You deserved it 317

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Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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You deserved it 333

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 981

You deserved it 5 768

Today, just 8 months away from graduating medical school, I successfully diagnosed myself with basal cell carcinoma. At least all that studying is paying off. FML

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You deserved it 144

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 792

You deserved it 2 557

Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 736

You deserved it 432

Today, I was FaceTiming a good friend of mine from back home, telling her how good she looked and how happy I was to hear from her. My insanely jealous girlfriend snatched my phone and smashed it on the ground. I was saying my friend looked good because she'd just finished chemo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 259

You deserved it 417