Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Rozeyyy 25

This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??

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Brad31_fml 21

Maybe it's best to just buy flowers next time.

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oobidoob 3

Reminds me of when my girlfriend in highschool bought me pet mice because her parents wouldn't let her have one and then a month later she dumped me and I was left with them

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Axel5238 29

A pet is a big responsibility and isn't cheap. Even if they said they wanted one surprising them with one is a bad idea. Also, were dating long? Getting a pet together is generally seen as a big commitment in a relationship and was probably too soon.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Wow... I made this exact comment before reading yours.

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Greekpower14 3

at least you still have pussy, ba-dum-tssss

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Mathalamus 24

poor cat. it was unwanted. at least you kept the cat, right?

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KyleRen 13

Well, at least you've still got some pussy Ba dum crash

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redscarf_fml 8

Did your girlfriend express interest in a cat? Or did you just assume?

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swordyx 5

What I understood is that you tried to surprise her by buying her a cat. If that is the case, then you are being very irresponsible and very irrational. Before owning a pet, think about the commitment you can give. Can everyone in your living space accept the pet? How much do you know about them? I know a lot of "dog/cat lovers" assume that everyone likes dog or cats. Anyone who doesn't like them are evil and wrong. That is just irrational and a selfish way of thinking. I love animals rationally. I help out at dog shelters and there is more than enough abandoned pets. Maybe if people like you actually think about your actions before you act, then these animals won't suffer by the hands of "dog/cat lovers". Well, if I get the situation wrongly then of course nth I said applies to you.

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