Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Rozeyyy 25

This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??

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Brad31_fml 21

Maybe it's best to just buy flowers next time.

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0neiros 14

Sounds like you made a good trade. Pussy is Pussy.

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megs925 16

She must really hate cats.

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Talis99 26

If you got a pet without consulting, honestly, that's not a YDI, but you should have asked. As cute as everyone thinks random fluffballs are, there's studies shown that giving people animals as presents without knowing if they want one causes issues. And abandoned animals.

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GarfieldDaCat 5

make it fat and orange like me. otherwise just fat if your cats not orange. Lasagnas a good treat. lol

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llewyne 2

I would break up with my boyfriend if he bought me a pet of any kind. Buying anyone a pet as a surprise gift is very irresponsible. I'm guessing she broke up with him because of that... YDI

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deepan_dsouza 12

you have a pussy but you don't have the pussy ;)

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