Sink-dodger alert!

By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
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intensitive 11

Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.

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SeximusPrime 0

He's a disgusting pig! Keyboards and buttons are some of the germiest things out there, though. Yucko.

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Fminetoo 0

I know, absolutly nobody on FML has ever viewed internet ****, and handled their mouse or keyboard to switch websites or videos and such. And that is direct ******* contact with the genitalia.

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epound28 0

Olfactic is a word. It's from the plural "Olfactics," pertaining to "Olfaction" -- meaning the sense of smell.

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slothlover66 0

Lol this is one of the grossest debates ever...is it possible to estimate the size of someone's shit without actually seeing it?

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derekconekt 0

FYL, indeed...oh and to snickerdoodles, I would pay to see a horse kick you in the ovaries, you **** of a human being. Before you TRY to insult my intelligence and/or grammar...stop, take a post-it note and write "I am an idiotic, cankerous shit stain" and stick it to your mirror and take a long hard look at what loneliness and self pity looks like...oh and by the way, OLFACTIC is a word, you moron...

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derekconekt 0

Sorry bitch, don't get owned...http://www.wordquests.info/htm/d0001457.htm -- LMAO, you have a lot of nerve to speak of ignorance...sucks to fail at life doesn't it? oh and I hope you know that I honestly feel bad for you since this is all you have in your life. You come home, sign on, bash someone's grammar and intelligence, feel better about yourself, and then crawl into bed, hoping someone will comment you back. truely sad and pitiful...and yes, this will be my LAST post because I have a life, REAL friends (not imaginary or internet friends such as yourself), and better things to do than to argue with a complete moron who preaches from a 10th grade English textbook. I have spoken, you have been owned, and you are a FAIL. Goodnight...BITCH!

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hqwoody327 0

http://www.wordinfo.info/words/index/info/view_unit/1459/

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bombermanpyr 0

wow I'm gonna have to agree with snickerdoodles it is not in the Webster latin-root dictonary therefore that word does not exsist outside of a figure of speech

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Ecnassianer 0

Webster is an American dictionary, and not everyone speaks American English.

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Roll_with_it 0

Lol Snickerdoodles, you are by far the most entertaining thing on this site. Also don't you just love how everyone says that snickerdoodles must have no life because she corrects everyones grammar, but i definately think it's pathetic to keep on at her, your lives must suck even more (yes i am aware o fthe irony that but saying this my life my suck...BAD).

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lettertjes 0

Oxford dictionary doesn't mention 'olfactic' either. Even urbandictionary.com hasn't heard of it.

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ColdGold 6

ha ha. Grammar is fun. There are people on this web-site that have English as a second or third language. My pet peeve: I hate it when people pronounce first-person, plural, possessive, "R".

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theanonimouse 0

Sorry sweetie, but olfactic is a word. Just because it has the little red squiggles underneath it when you type it in the comment box doesn't mean it doesn't exist in the English language. :) Personally, I trust its being used in scientific journals more so than Google/FML's inability to properly recognize it.

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bombermanpyr 0

nor is it on dictionary.com, when I googled it all I got was a that it is a figure of speech

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r0g3r16 0

haha i wanna comment but feel like my grammar is gonna end up getting corrected to much

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MrMaD_fml 2

http://www.encyclo.co.uk/define/olfactic ...not everyone uses American English...

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bombermanpyr 0

yes it is he just spelled olfactoric wrong

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MrMaD_fml 2

anyways, who cares about your work keyboard. it's probably nasty anyways. just make sure you wash your hands before you eat or touch anything on your face, regardless of if he took a dump or not. ...all keyboards are pretty ******* gross as a general rule of thumb.

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