Sinners, the lot of you

By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 04:00

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Today, we were at church when I pulled my toddler’s hand out of his pants, and he screamed, "I WAS MAKING MY PENIS BIG!" I need a new church. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

I think OP was saying they'd be too embarrassed to go back after this little incident, not that the church was banning them.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I'm surprised he wasn't marched to the front of the congregation, and exorcised on the spot.

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alyfost 6

congrats on stealing this from some mom blog on twitter

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Fabuki 0

Sooo i think your problem is not that you need a new church... i think it IS church...

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IHaveThePower 16

If your church is judging you for having a toddler who's noisy and does weird things, you DO need a new church--one that has enough grasp on reality to know what 'toddler' means.

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