Alcohol, Cars, Cops and Miscellaneous: Sketchy

Sketchy

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - 07/12/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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High performance, high risk quipping

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML

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Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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Donut pass Go

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:04

Take out your lightsaber

alexv4223 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:04

Haha awesome.

Comments

Maddz311 12

Thursday 8 December 2011 6:45

Oh the things weed does to you.... Don't ya just love it :) LOL

princessmollysue 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 6:54

Op you are a ******* dumb ass you could of got hurt or got someone else hurt . Being under the influences just a little is still dangerous . Its young people like you and your friends who ruin things for the rest of us . And I'm assuming your young because I know an grown ass man or women who has common sense would not do a mother ******* dumb stunt like this .

SomethingMoto 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 6:57

Hysterical, probably the funniest thing I've heard this month.

sectorleader 2

Thursday 8 December 2011 6:58

Hahahaha classic pothead! YDI to the max on that one. First for drunk driving, second for letting your high friend talk with a cop around. Enjoy your fail :P

TColby 12

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:28

At least he didn't say "I love you" while seeing himself go through a portal and riding on a unicorn xD

BiGaL12343 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:42

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! thats vintage lolofuns

heyred 11

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:29

Why would the cop care if passengers were intoxicated?

JustAGuy18 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 9:10

Seriously? Wish USA started putting DMV drivers in jail. I don't care if that's harsh, because once something happens. That's much more harsh. & people like you driving out on America is an embarrassment, disappointment, and what else word there is to offend f-Kees like you.

yellowgaffer 4

Thursday 8 December 2011 10:58

If the driver wasn't over the limit then getting breathalysed wouldn't have been a problem. So it's their own fault for risking it.

Reality_bites 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 11:37

How many innocent people need to be killed and/or hurt before ASSHOLES like you get the message that drinking and driving is NEVER ok. I dont care whether you were slightly over or heaps over, its not ok ever. EVER. You make me sick. You have no idea how serious the repecussions of your actions can be for someone else. How you can change that persons life FOREVER.