Alcohol, Cars, Cops and Miscellaneous: Sketchy

Sketchy

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - 07/12/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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High performance, high risk quipping

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML

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Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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Donut pass Go

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:04

Take out your lightsaber

alexv4223 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:04

Haha awesome.

Comments

Dandeska 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 11:56

Lovely reference matee!

f_my_flip_life 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 14:05

Has anyone ever seen those commercials where these people are in the hospital and the girl says to the emergency staff, "We weren't drunk, we were only buzzed.. it was just a few drinks.." That didn't change the fact that her friend/boyfriend/fiancee/whatever was in the hospital bed. Then it states BUZZED DRIVING IS DRUNK DRIVING. The sad truth about this topic is that most people (especially the ones that drink and drive) and ignorant and think it won't happen to them. It's a shame how sometimes it takes an incident involving yourself, a friend, or a loved one for it to sink in. BE SMART. Don't wait for it to happen.

kismentia 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 14:14

When OP states "just in case we were over the limit," this implies he could easily have been too drunk to drive and, since even he didn't know, shouldn't have been driving in the first place. Why all the lame semantics over buzzed driving compared to drunk driving? It's not even needed due to this partial sentence! And why anyone would defend drunk driving is completely beyond me, unless said individual engages in this "social scapegoat" of an activity as well. I have to accept that because I refuse to admit that anyone can just be that ******* stupid.

SolemnlyLove 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 15:20

There is absolutely no ******* excuse for drunk driving even if ever so slightly.. Seriously the amount of times i hear about deaths due to drunk drivers is unrealistic! The agony these deaths bring to the families is just terribly traumatic.. Seriously OP, with the bottom of my heart, **** you!