Slasher

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
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ohheykiwi 2

You're gonna die. It's gonna get infected. And you will die.

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arsenalfcboy 6

FYL for living in a country with no National health care

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alya_fml 0

superglue? really? are you that retard?

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abcdefg09 0

YDI for being a dumbass and putting superglue on it. You were better off going to the doctor and getting it fixed and paying off the bill bc now you are going to have one infected finger that if you dont get looked at will probably lead to something serious. I am an RN and I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at your stupidity.

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Beckstir 0

Oh the wonders of a country with no universal healthcare...

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dphilipson12 0

you will NOT get an infection. and using super glue was a smart idea. just don't get sick with it. you did the right thing. I'm an EMT don't worry about it.

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abcdefg09 0

for an EMT you are a major idiot, nice try lying about your profession

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lindsaylikeomg 0

188- agreed!  167- you need your health to live. you don't need a car to live. :/

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