Slasher

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 730
You deserved it 9 384

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ohheykiwi 2

You're gonna die. It's gonna get infected. And you will die.

FYL for living in a country with no National health care

Comments

somuchjustice 0

I hope ur being sarcastic about the super glue thing...please tell me you are

Super glue was originally made for medical proposes in combat, that being said the chemicals in the industrial stuff cant be good for you.

NightGod 0

Super glue is perfectly fine, as long as you are using it to seal the edges of the skin on top of the cut closed and not actually putting it into the wound itself. Basically you use it instead of stitches (just like you wouldn't put non-dissolving stitches inside of a wound, you don't put in glue). I've used super glue and Dermabond for closing large cuts before, never had a problem with either of them.

is it a city thing to not get seen if you don't have money or insurance. if you can't go to the doctors because you are worried about that stuff then you probably aren't hurt/sick enough.

hehe I just thought of one of those redneck jokes. you know...that go.... if you use superglue to fix a wound you might be a redneck. :) what comedian does those jokes again? my boyfriend injures himself doing crazy shit all the time. and does the weirdest things to fix them. he's still in pretty good shape if I do say so myself. :)

Jeff foxworthy i believe. Or the Blue Collar comedy tour in general. Larry the cable guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, and some other dude that is'nt one bit funny : )

You are dumb. ERs cannot refuse treatment for wounds like that. It doesn't have to do with insurance and you will probably end up paying more to fix it later down the line. Or you could have sepsis and die. Use your brain...

This sounds WAY too fake. 1) Who puts ceramic into the recycling? 2) Why not just drop the paper, instead of apparently reaching in to put it there? 3) Go to the ******* ER and pay for it with money. Who the **** puts superglue on an inch-and-a-half long gash?!

ImanAmerican 0

first off, THEY ******* USE SUPER GLUE IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I cracked my head open, and I GOT IT SUPER GLUED!