I'm not gonna tell you to dump him, but I will say that I had an ex-boyfriend who would do that. He would also wake me whenever my movements interfered with his sleep, which I can totally understand why he would need more than I did, because living off mommy and daddy's trust fund was soooo hard on him! Maybe you can talk to your guy about the value of shutting the **** up and respecting your need for sleep, but I kinda suspect that your guy and my ex are cut from the same cloth, in which case you won't be able to get a word in edgewise and he'll keep interfering with your ability to sleep. In which case, I renege on my first sentence and unequivocally say, "Dump him!"

This sounds exactly like my ex husband, though I had the added disadvantage of his noxious continuous farts as well. One night I slept in the spare bed, the next night he did - and apart from a couple of brief trips away we never shared a bed again. Even then it took months for me to get back into a good sleep pattern. Don't let it go on too long OP - kick him out of your bed for a couple of nights till you catch up.

Zzquil is a wonderful thing...take that before you go to sleep...that should get you enough depending on what happens... Or just mention last night to him but I don't think that will work out so well...

I loudly moan in my sleep and it makes it hard for my boyfriend to get sleep. Ear plugs worked for a while, so you could try that

Give him and bj and he will stfu

I've definitely been there before. It sucks worse when you work nights and have to sleep during the day.

The awful thing about this FML is that I do that to my boyfriend all the time. I'm a terrible person.

Next time... Tell him to STFU.

Geez that's annoying -__-

Less talking, more *******...