Annoying, Noise, Snoring and Love: Sleepless in Longfield

Sleepless in Longfield

By sleepingonmydesk - 29/06/2015 09:28 - United Kingdom - Longfield

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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By dinkley7 - 28/07/2021 18:01

Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By fthis - 27/01/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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Compassion? Pah!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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andreitaxx89 13

Monday 29 June 2015 19:21

I recommend some Redbull to get you though the day. Also, why didn't you tell your boyfriend to shut the **** up?

appygirlify 17

Monday 29 June 2015 19:20

you're gonna need lots of coffee op

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 30 June 2015 0:33

So...why didn't one of you go on the couch? It should have been him though, since he didn't have to work the next day. FYL

EarlFug 19

Tuesday 30 June 2015 0:38

Welcome to co-habitation.

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 30 June 2015 1:58

I feel this, because I can't stand snoring either! Tell him politely that you need to work early. He should understand. Next time, go sleep on the couch (or tell him to, since you're the one that needed to work so he should be the one to compromise.) Alternatively, take Nyquil at night and lots of caffeine in the morning. That's what I do.

justash12 10

Tuesday 30 June 2015 2:04

Happens to me all the time. I give my boyfriend a breathe right strip

WhatsMyLineAgain 8

Tuesday 30 June 2015 4:09

Couldn't you just move to another room? Or get some ear plugs? Or ask him to be a little more quiet? Sounds to me like this could have been avoided.

tanya8925 9

Tuesday 30 June 2015 4:18

I deal with this same bs every night!!

JennyLovee21 15

Tuesday 30 June 2015 5:19

join the club lol! my bf does that every day. talk about inconsiderate! !!

boredgirl_02 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 13:01

That was me two nights ago but my husband wasn't talking he was teasing and tempting me, but he was sick and didn't want have sex. Just as I was getting tired he would start turning me on.....talk about lady blue balls.. Lol