Sliced and diced

By ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
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itsme88 0

Duh, you can cut yourself with a dull knife as well. YDI.

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Boddmon 0

You should have demonstrated on your neck instead of your palm. Perhaps then the punishment for your stupidity would have been more suitable.

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igorawrr 0

Who the hell does that? Like really, that's so ignorant.

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Facerockker 0

ASTRONOMICAL FAIL IS ASTROMICAL.

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feverinurbeaver 0

monkeydoodlesex

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carolinacrown 0

"These knives are so dull! lololololol!! look!" What the ****, who does that? OP, you're a dumbass.

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Melaniee_fml 0

was this random? imean what kind of conversation could you possibly be having for this to occur.

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darkpath 0

youre a dumbfuck. go kill youself. now.

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alex105 0

she already tried bit sadly it didn't work oh well back to the drawing board

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TiffanyBlews27 0

wow... absolutely brilliant. no matter how dull a knife is, you're not supposed to swipe it across your hand. you're smart.

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Gabbiegummies 4

wow you are soo smart for not noticing something sharp

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