Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 428
You deserved it 4 408

Same thing different taste

Top comments

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Like a good neighbor state farm is there! With unemployment.

PuffDaddy395 3

Do you work at an auto repair shop..?

Comments

emmanizzer 6

I really can't imagine that you would be going fast enough while turning into a parking space to slam into another car. But then again, I live in Arizona. No such problems as icy roads.

Llamacod 11

Yeah for those that don't live in a northern type climate, if the I've is "glare" enough (ie. Really really smooth and slick) you can actually build up speed as you are trying to stop.

Llamacod 11

Ice, not I've. Sorry- predictive text and all

emmanizzer 6

Ah. Yeah, I don't have those problems. :)

How ******* fast were you pulling into a parking spot to be able to slide at all? Maybe if you didn't drive like a berserk maniac this wouldn't have happened.

To be fair with normal tyres it is pretty easy to slide even with a very slow turn. Trust me...don't ask why, just...trust me.

FYLDeep 25

A mere 10 miles an hour would be plenty fast to lose control driving on ice. I guess that would still be too fast for pulling into a spot, but not necessarily pulling into the lot itself.

True, but OP states he was pulling into his parking spot. If you're going any faster than a few kph, you deserve what happens as a consequence.

Llamacod 11

Docbastard, I don't know where you live as my phone app doesn't allow me the privilege of seeing where folks are from, but if you hit the right type of ice with any forward momentum you can actually slide for multiple feet before stopping. Especially if you have bad tires

32- bang on. You other 3 jackals: Doesn't matter how slippery, wet, icy, or dry the road is--you are the one behind the wheel, YOU are responsible for driving to conditions. You spin out in the ice, then you were driving too fast. NO EXCUSES. I've got 150,000 professional miles (in the past 3 years) driven on some of the most godawful winter wasteland roads without an accident. If *I* can do it, anyone can. OP is from IL--should know better.

Llamacod 11

Blah, blah, blah, by "professional" miles I will presume you are a truck driver which means if you have a 5x10 patch of ice you still have at least 14 tires getting grip this no sliding. Now get your ass inca small car that fits on said patch and its a whole different ballgame. We didn't say anything about responsibility; we said that sometimes, no matter how slow you roll, if you hit ice you get forward momentum and can't stop

That happens, you have auto insurance right? Or you could have called in sick while you drive away, hit and run style.

Rainchikmoo 6

Awgh that sucks! I guess you got yourself into a slippery situation, but let's just hope your boss will be a little understanding considering that it's the holidays :)

captian926 0

You're an edging dumb*ss to even post this. You should know better.

LadyLexi 0

Haha.."no, no, no, NOOO NOO PLEASE GOD ALLAH ZEUS LUCIFER WHOEVER YOU ARE DONT LET THIS HAPPEN F*** S*** M************ D*** A**!!" - All in the time span of 5 seconds. I don't think you"ll have enough money to pay for the auto repair after your boss finds out what happened. Sorry OP. :P

perdix 29

How did you know it was the boss's car? Was it also wearing a $700 Armani suit?

EmperorHilo 11

Learn to drive in snow and ice conditions...

Llamacod 11

Accidents can happen in any driving condition