Small talk fail

By notapervert - 28/02/2013 07:57 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
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newburton13 26

Well...considering the sex stories on this website, you are someone's dream.

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zingline89 18

Yeah I accidentally blurted out the same thing once on a date. Except I was an accountant at the time so the mistake wasn't as easily explainable...

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tlvv 12

Doctor - next time say you're a doctor. Being a doctor is a good thing. Being a douche is not.

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o_uhu_intrstng 4

it might have worked out better if you said you "work with your hands", and then mention your occupation

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catnip711 3

So.. you're a gynecologist.. but you can't date women... Hm.

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paprika_pilipili_fml 14

What a lousy joke... You don't say things like that on a first date!

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daniellenb22 4

perv, how can u be in a field like that an lack social skills smh

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kevingirl 6

that's really ****** up. I'm appalled that a Dr woukd say that.

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