Roommate and Intimacy: Small world

Small world

By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 348

You deserved it 2 421

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 443

You deserved it 4 728

Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 963

You deserved it 269

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 572

You deserved it 3 085

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 853

You deserved it 142

Keeping it in the family

By Drew - 05/08/2010 05:18 - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 697

You deserved it 4 352

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 633

You deserved it 18 550

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 953

You deserved it 4 797

What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 627

You deserved it 37 130

By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 823

You deserved it 239

By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 713

You deserved it 2 361

marcranger 28

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:58

The answer to the question in your username is yes.

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:58

I hope you found out when he introduced you and not at night...

Comments

DJNgamez 8

Sunday 1 May 2016 22:47

Today on things that never happened

Lm_0710 2

Sunday 1 May 2016 23:14

so he's into the older women

dickwad666 2

Sunday 1 May 2016 23:35

hopefully you didn't realize this when he was showing you pics she sent him.

Iwannarock1 19

Monday 2 May 2016 5:34

or when you heard her moaning through the wall.

JETarchitect 32

Sunday 1 May 2016 23:45

oh the stories I'm sure OP wishes he could unhear now that he knows the truth!!

trucker2 33

Monday 2 May 2016 1:12

Next time she's there for a romp, I'm such you could get your dad to visit....

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 2 May 2016 4:14

Stifler's mom!

TMO2142 25

Monday 2 May 2016 17:36

*adult film music plays*

avenger665 4

Wednesday 4 May 2016 12:04

Stifflers mom^

jvanevery 19

Thursday 5 May 2016 20:43

I'm guessing the mom has not been to their apartment because she would probably know where her son lives

WillMM76 12

Wednesday 15 June 2016 6:50

Lol!

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 189

You deserved it 11 246

Today, after two months of being broken up, and my ex still insisting she hadn't been cheating on me, I declared via text my intention to burn the rest of her stuff in the yard. This resulted in the guy she "hadn't been cheating on me with" kicking in my door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 516

You deserved it 389

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Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 897

You deserved it 7 753

Today, my soon-to-be step-daughter had as absolute meltdown at our rehearsal dinner, screaming that I ruined her family. Her parents were divorced 10 years before I even met him. Her mother was there because we’re friends. She’s 23 years-old. I honestly don’t know which one of us was more embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 352

You deserved it 93

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 956

You deserved it 230

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 694

You deserved it 2 232

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 217

You deserved it 3 422

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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You deserved it 86