Alcohol and Love: Smart move

Smart move

By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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Sobering

By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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Drink up

By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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Sting operation

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

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alex_vik 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:43

YDI for trying to buy beer underage AND YDI because you somehow thought that would impress a girl.

shiie 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:51

"Oh Johnny, you bought beer? Let's make out!"

Comments

Calm_Mind 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:30

Haha! Good on ya, ********!

puhffft 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:34

Hahaha, #5. I'm going to guess that you're pretty young if you think that buying beer underage would impress a girl/make her like you. It's just about as impressive as stealing it. Well... It might impress her. But honestly, if that's the kind of thing that grabs her attention, why would you bother chasing her in the first place?

thecounterlife6 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:37

You stooopid bitch!

2PMbaby 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:40

hey, if mclovin can do it, why can't you?

boulbi_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:51

haha come to france, you can buy alcohol without any ID's

maverick21703 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:52

Should have played it off. " YEAH ITS NON-AlCOHOLIC!! I am driving home after this and call me crazy if I don't want to do so drunk." could have won some points out of it.

kellster 2

Monday 6 April 2009 16:58

LOL x 238572038378473928 GOOD JOB!!!!!! I'm sure the ladies just adore you! We generally prefer our men so brainless they're barely able to remember to breathe, hahahaha! Tip: get a good fake ID. Tip #2: stop trying to impress girls. I have a feeling that one's doomed to failure. *still laughing*

jambalaya 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:54

You have to be 21 to buy non-alcoholic beer too! It still has a small percentage of alcohol in it.

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:06

2 words man: Fake ID Or just get someone to buy it for you, im sure someone has an older brother/sister that doesn't care. My friend's older brother was addicted to crack at 16, so he bought us all the weed/alcohol we wanted - we had to pay of course, but he bought it

ilaughatfmls 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:08

haha no worries. i did that once. i wanted to bring a bottle of champagne and i just took some from my parents stock. i get to the party and i had brough sparkling cider... not champagne.. oh wellz..