Smooth moves

By ouch - 25/03/2010 08:00 - United States

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Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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the_boob 0

I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =

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aardvarkish 15

sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders

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dinosaurssayrawr 0

Lawl um how to respond oh yea RAWR(: *^*narniannijagrl*^*

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drinkinpints 0

can you say spoon?

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boopityboppity 11

I chuckled at that, Monikabug. Thanks. ツ

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Monikabug 9

Anything for you, Mr. President. :)

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ForTheHorde_fml 0

ummm...no, that little circle with a cross below it, that means female ...gosh

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perdix 29

Epic Success! Succeed! Girls that are flexible enough to knee themselves in the face are ******* awesome, and awesome at *******! You can drive all the way into them! Sorry about your face, but if your boyfriend realizes what a talented girl you are, he'll make it all better several different ways.

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skittles222 0

I kneed myself in the face while high jumping for track and broke my nose! Does that count...? :)

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theeBeezWaXx 0

umm how do you kick yourself in the face while youre having intercourse.?

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johnnyexpl0sion 0

nice hangover reference, and op try doggy next time. personally my fav position. lol

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Monikabug 9

That's everybody's favorite position. ;)

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metalr82 0

what were u having sex by yourself cus that doesn't seem possible if u were doing it with someone else... ur an idiot!!! epic FAIL!!

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okieraider71 4

1) Sit down in a chair. 2) Bend at the waist till your head is halfway to your knees. 3) Bring one of your knees up to your face as hard as you can. (now wipe the blood off your nose) 4) Now imagine this same position except on your back. This is not rocket science.

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totally_radical 0

Right! I don't even know how people can't figure that out.

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EnvyMe33 26

The ones that can't figure it out are virgins.

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badassMF 0

try having sex in the bathroom or kitchen or living room or floor or with covers off, unless yur sex isn't that hot, just sayin....YDI

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