Smooth moves

By ouch - 25/03/2010 08:00 - United States

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Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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the_boob 0

I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =

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aardvarkish 15

sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders

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Peacemaker9 7

instant fail !!!!!!!!

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Adrian66_fml 0

knee, meet face. Face, meet pain.

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totally_radical 0

That is completely possible, people that don't think it is probably need to start doing some more stretches in your daily routine and/or start having sex, that could also help your stretching ability

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MaxyK35 0

did anybody else just try and knee themselves in the face to see how easy that would be to do?

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Raven_Darkfist 0

yeah before i relaized the op was a female...so i did it sitting in a chair in my living room in front of my entire family(the way number 67 said), so now they think (correctly) that im on drugs, and to top it off it hurt like hell

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D_Nasty101 0

Think of it as a learning experience :) I honestly don't think it matters if it was solo time or duet time.

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YuriKitty4Evz 0

how the f**k did u do that?

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