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Smurf mouth

By shoeaddiikt - 07/10/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By Nochnoii - 07/10/2009 20:07 - Belgium

Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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MoonyIce 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:12

YDI, perhaps not so much for chewing your pen but for obviously not bringing along EXTRA pens, which I believe they specifically advise you to do.

8_wow_11 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:42

nah the worst is when you lend a pen and then it comes back half-eaten :P

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Ninjaface 0

Friday 9 October 2009 8:52

Sounds like you really sunk your teeth into that exam.

mlsurprise 0

Friday 9 October 2009 10:06

Baha! .. Dork :p

thecandyswiper 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:15

Uh. Isn't that toxic?

melissa_10 7

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:51

use a pencil next time!

antonioohama 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:36

NEVER chew ANY writing device. Especially not a laptop stylus. :-)

moongirl9 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:55

same thing happened to me in 4th grade but i was allowed to get up and i thought the ink tasted like candy.

Koruo 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 1:11

wow i had that happen to me except it was red and it made my mouth numb it sucked really badly

fistnazal 10

Wednesday 14 April 2010 22:01

who takes a test w a pen??

Lolzords 11

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:54

In the UK you have to use black ink or black ballpoint pen.

melonsmasherrr 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 14:35

hahahahaha I do that to much

My2864 1

Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:00

so? where were you trying to go? out run a bad taste?

bladomas 2

Monday 3 January 2011 23:22

idiot, stop cheawing pens

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Smurf mouth

Same thing different taste

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