Sneaky

By crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Don't just take that, OP. You should've ripped one right back. Dutch oven him.

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freight48 0

How did you survive if it could have killed you?

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DynamicDave 11

Didn't your mother ever teach you not to use a pronoun without an antecedent?

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OfficeNinja 5

if your looking for someone who never farts to be with, your going to live a very lonely life. even cats fart, so you can't even be "that crazy cat lady". people fart. I fart. you fart. EVERYONE who is alive (and the recently deceased) farts. it's universal - like bad breath in the morning and body odor when you sweat. grow up.

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bullrider92 19

Too bad girls don't fart or you could get him back with a dutch oven.

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