Sneaky

By crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

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Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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rafty4life 3

The smell alone, as opposed to... the noise? the lie?

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darkmis1 17

The fact that you didn't specify who "he" is bothers me. I know it's your boyfriend, but still...

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EZ2XLR8 7

Well lets see, the average person (everybody) farts up to 15 times a day or you would die. Our bodies are like ovens, it needs to release gases. I'm a Nurse Practitioner, that's how I know this. Don't look down on your boyfriend for farting, because you do too. Besides, you chose to make love. hah but I do find it hilarious how he blamed it on the dog.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

what, like you don't fart? people are dirty, smelly, noisy things. get used to it. and give him a Dutch oven as revenge.

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NinjaInTheSky 5

At least he didn't fart while you were giving him a ******** ;)

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superpacker85 0

the only thing you should have been wearing is an airfreshner!!!!

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