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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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You deserved it 4 845

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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TMI FML

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 17:36 - Sweden - Kristianstad

Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were now close enough for her to tell me in detail about her experience so far going through the menopause. FML

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You deserved it 4 451

Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Talk sexy to me

By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

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You deserved it 6 798

By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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You deserved it 3 367

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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Love is love

By Taylor505 - 07/10/2024 08:00 - United States - Ocala

Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 96

Zestus 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

Firuzzy 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:54

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

Comments

Ryodin 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:07

Moments like that... that just confirm "bitch was reading my texts" make me wish you could just punch people who were being outright assholes. I'm sorry for your humiliation but I love your husband's joke on the nosey bitch. I hope it was just as humiliating for her to realize he was screwing with her.

Likian5 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:19

What I don't understand is why you would allow some random stranger to read your texts to your boyfriend on the train...

WeskersSexslave 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:23

lmao that's a text to see ifnshe would react? nice!

cb1002630 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:46

That woman had no right sticking her nose in your, your boyfriend's, and your dog's business.

spilledthesalt 2

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:50

haha that woman is dirty minded. first thing I thought of was going to the park.

Roskosity 22

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:59

I am a virgin. :) We do exist!

amberraley 6

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:18

nothing worse than people reading messages that aren't for them. I had a girl in my asl class reading msg's between me and the hottest guy in class. he noticed and sent a msg saying "how bout we get that sexy ass of yours out in my car and we go back to my place to have sex with my parents again" she was giving us funny looks for the rest of the quarter