So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
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lhoavtee 3

if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead

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iesha0202 0

That means you were doing something very right! :)

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pumpkin989 0

yet you're still alive.....

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YeaSo3 14

You obviously didnt suffocate if you wrote this fml... Shut up... And b happy you pleased you gf..

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tsent8 15

Finish him! Combo breaker! K.o! I couldn't decide which one to post

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blackwidowtaco 31

Your girlfriend just made you her bitch, dang op.

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nemcali 34

YDI for your amazing skills. Lucky girl :)

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DLT_fml 20

My ex used to do that. Take it as a compliment. :)

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SexyMexi21 23

Your doing it right! hahaha

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