So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
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lhoavtee 3

if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead

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rawr9able 4

How the hell does that make her fat? -.-'' Legs locking around your shoulders and head durring oral can be done by both fat people and skinny people. >.>

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DeadxManxWalking 27

how'd it taste?

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Sweetpea137 0

idk but i bet they both saw stars that day!!

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adamj0830 1

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

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klonopin_ftw 0

OP, you have no fml here. you're apparently so amazing at eating your girl out, she had an ****** that lasted more than a minute for you to suffocate, and her to have such strong muscle spasms that she couldn't unclench your head. count yourself lucky for such a useful talent.

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WiderWille 11

luckily, not all guys are this talented. otherwise our species would now celebrate its extinction. so girls, think about that when you are going to complain next time when a guy sucks in the bed!

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RedPillSucks 31

Now if she could only clench like that when he's using his dick.

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karmicsamadi86 9

If you suffocated, you wouldn't have been able to write this FML!

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sykopyro69 0

dude thats a good thing b proud so not a fml moment

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bobkim302 0

And what's the problem? If you can not handle it why don't you move aside and let a real man handle it.

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karmicsamadi86 9

If you'd suffocated, you wouldn't gave been able to write this FML!

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