Animals: Soggy

Soggy

By ninjapup - 02/01/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML

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By Josh - 16/07/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By Koko - 07/04/2016 16:07 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

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Saturday 2 January 2010 12:26

^^ lmao Thats more of an FML for the dog, you can wash your hands. "Today, some random dude peed on me when I walked past him. FML" :p

AndelleRae 9

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:17

I'll bet you were really pissy when you found out, huh?

Comments

halliebee22 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:56

gahh who the hell wud do that. wow. dumb ass people these days still somehow amaze me...

iDollFace 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 3:15

wow what kind of....babarians these days are just too lazy to use the potty!

bibbit 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 3:44

more like F the dogs life

NOTHAPPENING 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 4:35

awe, that poor dog!

suzieq181218 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:12

That's just sick.

bmonehh 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:05

>:o

ColdGold 6

Monday 4 January 2010 22:22

Find out who did that and pee on them or in their drink or something.

sparxva 12

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:06

F' the dog's life more than yours. What kind of imbeciles were at this party?

doomedman 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:23

i honestly hope that those people who peed on the dog were drunk and fell of the porch, or what ever they were standing on, and landed on some sharp pointy rocks.