Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
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fedora_fan13 0

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

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ImTheAlpha 30

Am I the only girl whø never assumes a guy is looking at me? O.o

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Valerie_Jo 5

You should have been like "gross, don't worry I wouldn't, I just had dust in my eye. Don't flatter yourself that much!" (; I would have!

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Miooow 16

Eww that girl is so full of herself.

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Whiteheart55 8

What a bitch ain't no body lookin at her ass!

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jazs1mba 3

You shoulda said I was winking at your ugly ass I was blinking to get the sight of you out of my head

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ginger196 14

woah, calm down, they're just contacts....

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drayloon 50

I would have asked if a quick ******** was out of the question.

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bandchick16 3

That's when you say "Don't flatter yourself" to her for being like that

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