Intimacy: Sooooooo?

Sooooooo?

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 938

You deserved it 1 925

Hush hush

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 376

You deserved it 23 957

By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 005

You deserved it 1 760

Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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You deserved it 3 131

Don't dip your pen in company ink, etc.

By Briana - 29/09/2019 22:00

Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML

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You deserved it 3 318

By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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You deserved it 652

Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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You deserved it 3 156

Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 845

You deserved it 48 886

By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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You deserved it 57 589

Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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You deserved it 3 426

Fuck34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:10

Bad idea.

d101_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:21

Rule #1, never, ever mix business with pleasure.

Comments

xoxowhatever 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:10

wow...#51 that was harsh....

PricelessDiamond 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:12

DIE

PricelessDiamond 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:13

your a worthless ******

fml911 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:19

well its not funny if we dont no the reason the reason could be lie ur cheating on ur bf or husband haa

xenferno 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:20

way to be a ******* *****. stupid ****, keep your goddamn legs closed and work harder to get that raise like everyone else.

nafiul93 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:39

LOL @ 56

Tratsing 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:45

wow @ 56 ps: never sleep with your boss. If you're going to, have the decency to quit.

crazy_cat_lady 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:48

HELL YEAH!!! You're in the money now! It's either gonna be blackmail or sexual harrassment lawsuit, but either way, you're on easy street now. SWEET!

latuka 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:54

okkk PricelessDiamond, you have let everyone know that you are 12 years old, how about stay off the computer until you grow up a little. and #56, as #58 said, you are no better. i guess i should give you kudos for taking out your anger anonymously on the internet instead of taking it out on people who care about you? but still dude, im sure there is a different site for taking out your anger. as for OP: yaa that sucks balls. I guess you could sue, but good luck in your life. Lesson learned for next time: don't bring your personal life into your work place.

hehpoof 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:28

I wonder, how do comments like #53, #54 and #56 get past the moderators (I won't quote them here, they were really quite rude)? I really hope it's because none of them have read these yet or mebbe it's based on a how-many-people-report-it system. And the comments about how this person needs to go examine her life or whatever instead of posting on FML, she's the reason we all come to this site. So either have a chuckle at the unfortunate situation and leave it at that, or don't read the FMLs. Hypocrisy really isn't attractive.