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By mel - 18/01/2011 07:05 - United States

Today, I had to blow my nose. Trying to be a considerate roommate, I tiptoed over to the bathroom in the dark, which would have been fine, if I hadn't tripped over a chair and crushed the art project that she's been working on for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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By Louis - 02/09/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I went to sneakily grab a snack without waking up my roommate. I was being extra quiet, tiptoeing like a ninja. I opened the fridge door slowly, but managed to knock over a stack of Tupperware boxes. The crash was so loud it could’ve woken the dead. My roommate appeared in the doorway, not amused. FML

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By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

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By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 15/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML

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By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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liebe_dich 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:10

That's unfortunate. But I think she shouldn't have just left it out where it could get ruined.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:24

You'd make a shitty ninja. Unless you were out to assassinate art projects.

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DVecc 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:19

maybe she should of kept it off the floor...

eclecticstrings 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:34

*have kept it seriously, do you go to school? "of kept it"? jeez.

Zombies_Rule 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:54

Maybe he doesn't care? Maybe he likes to say "shoulda" "wanna". It's a free country right? So stop tryin to correct people on every little mistake. FML will never be a perfect website. Learn that now. And plus, some people, such as myself, have an iPhone/iPod/iPad, which all 3 have auto-correct. And if I wanna say Y'all because I'm from the south, I can.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:46

Exactly. This isn't a grammar or proper English site. This is for entertainment and amusement purposes. We're not being graded, so stfu! Get a life and let people enjoy something that's meant to be enjoyed - not criticized.

lbeer 1

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:48

dumb ass

talktomandybaby 8

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:39

i hate your picture.... justin bieber is amazing<33333

alakomonus 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:10

....... I'm bout to pop a cap in yo ass

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:52

big deal. tell her to title the piece "crushed art project" and say her inspiration was "my dumb ass clumsy roommate". it's art! anything goes!

enoughgrace 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:55

your too underpaid for these comments...

GriZzliie 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:58

badoum tiss

RollSnakeEyes 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:57

dumb bitch, why is it in the ground

dani_ftw 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:13

maybe it was on a table or something, and when OP tripped, they tried to grab something so they wouldnt fall , and whats better than OP's roommates project right?