Love, Animals, Family and Death: Sorry Mr Nibbles

Sorry Mr Nibbles

By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By gl0b3suck0r - 08/05/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By JJ84 - 31/07/2024 12:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was having a romantic dinner at home with my girlfriend. Everything was perfect—candles, wine, the whole shebang. As we sat down, I felt something moving under the table. I thought it was her playing footsie. Nope, it was our cat with a very live, very tetchy mouse he'd just caught. Cue the screaming and wine spilling everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Tea_baggins - 06/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2009 9:01

Wild Mouse appeared! JustMyLuck used Stomp! It's Super Effective! Wild Mouse fainted!

kaitlynadele 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:09

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Why the hell would you ever step on a mouse? It's not a bug! You are sick and absolutely deserve it.

Comments

Wankster 0

Monday 7 September 2009 0:59

I Love the comments! Lmao and Op your going to hell

Foxy_lover 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:54

geez, ur a bitch an a half, aren't you? Omg! Small, fluffy, cute creature-KILL IIIIITTTT! SQUISH IT'S BRAAAAAINS!!! What's wrong with you?! Their CUTE!!

guinness_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 2:06

Who stomps on mice? Honestly, that really hurt!

ChemiclyInsane 0

Monday 7 September 2009 2:15

YDI! Since when are wild mice white and brown?? Ive only ever seen brown wild mice. Seriously if it looks like it came from a pet store don't touch it. Im sure you're boy friends(hopefully now ex) sister now hates you and I hope his mom made you clean up the mess your cruelty made.

bubblylovr 0

Monday 7 September 2009 2:42

you would stomp on poor inecent mousy!!!??? I should send over a giant to stomp on you

TheWorldChampion 5

Monday 7 September 2009 2:57

Who's natural instinct is it on a ******* mouse?

WhiteRook 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:19

What the **** kind of instinct is that? All can imagine is that youre a sadistic ******* bitch & I know that you're ****** up in your head you sick *****. If ever I see you 'll be sure to stamp on your ******* head.

WhiteRook 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:23

What the **** kind if instinct is that? You're obviously a ****** up sadistic bitch & you shouldn't be allowed to date or go out in public for that matter. I hope smeone stomps on your worthless head, *****.

Sapphy 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:46

I would kill you >:( mice are cute

dave202 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:19

I hate how everyone is blaming what they do on natural instinct now. Most natural instincts don't involve killing anything and are usually controllable. Stop blaming what you do on natural instinct!