Intimacy: SORRY! - FML

SORRY!

By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

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Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

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Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

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By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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Honky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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Top comments

MercyFrag 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:08

How very Canadian of you...

Jasim 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:00

Doesn't matter had sex.

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PePziNL 20

Friday 16 January 2015 1:33

Whipped? During sex? Kinky stuff.

Sherry_Berry_92 6

Friday 16 January 2015 3:36

Aw at least you felt sorry for coming first. (I assume that's what the apology was for?) Some guys don't give a crap about that stuff. I'd take the guy who actually cares over those jerks any day lol

joshi42 16

Friday 16 January 2015 5:39

YDI for using a wrong hole.

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Friday 16 January 2015 8:26

Dang that's sad

dragoongirl90 34

Friday 16 January 2015 21:43

Was it that you came after 20 seconds? Because that's not being whipped, you should be sorry. But then you can always go again.

abranner98 4

Saturday 17 January 2015 4:04

Sounds like you're a submissive.

xKRIEG_SCHWEINx 11

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:01

or Canadian!

bloodwraith96 16

Tuesday 20 January 2015 7:30

You need help. Better than moaning someone else's name but it prompts one to ask why the hell you were sorry for having sex.

bunnybean12321 18

Friday 30 January 2015 20:27

must be canadian lol

Nini01_fml 9

Monday 23 February 2015 19:46

in sorry that your sorry

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