Cheating and Love: Sorry

Sorry

By cheated - 23/11/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

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By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

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You deserved it 4 955

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 146 905

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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Gurljuice 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:18

That ****** sucks! Kick the bitch out!

Argumental_Rhino 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:18

Well... Was the trip fun?

Comments

SuperKnuckels 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 18:24

Typical relationship in Jersey xD

weezz3675 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 18:43

Tell her you forgive.... Get some apologetic head, finish in her mouth then tell you want some space

I_Deserved_It 8

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:45

Finish in her mouth? Nah, finish in her eye.

jalupe 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:32

dude your in jersey what do you expect alot of trash ends up there...

moomoomeow2 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:13

Wow. I'm sorry.

Apothes 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:57

Ditch the ****

deet124 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 23:18

You cheated her by coming home early so both of you are equal! :D

Arivien 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 23:49

Not only is your girlfriend cheating on you, but she is apparently reatrded. FYL man.

Inuyasha843 12

Friday 25 November 2011 1:14

Man that suck been there b4 I hope u kick her out and hope the trip was good so

rwq891 4

Friday 25 November 2011 2:07

Kill them both and make it look like a muder sucide. Then get some vodka and cheesecake

FyL_To_The_Max 0

Friday 25 November 2011 2:46

If she was a fine ass bitch, **** her one last time and make it a rough sex, choke that bitch pull her hair off and then kick her outside naked

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