Cheating and Love: Sorry

Sorry

By cheated - 23/11/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

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By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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Gurljuice 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:18

That ****** sucks! Kick the bitch out!

Argumental_Rhino 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:18

Well... Was the trip fun?

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Kiksters 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:21

Sorry that you had to find out this way OP, thats really sad... She's crying cuz she got caught and that she knew what she was doing is wrong, woman like that give us who are faithful bad names....

simsima_fml 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:22

Heartbrake hotel :(

tyghl55 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:22

The only option would be a double homicide

heythereyouu_fml 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:24

I'm sure you'll find better, she isn't worth it.

sethm51 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:28

kill her

perdix 29

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:28

I always call ahead when I'm going to get home early. Gives her a chance to clear the place out before I arrive. The next best thing to not getting cheated on is not finding out. ;)

FMLsOhilarious 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:42

#91 That doesn't make sense. Why wouldn't you want to find out if you're being cheated on? Sure finding out isn't a pleasant experience but it's better to not be with someone who can't commit to you than to just keep on dating them unknowingly that they're cheating...

perdix 29

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:56

No, it's the same reason people don't want to go to the doctor -- they don't want to hear bad news. If someone's cheating on you, either they are going to dump you or they are going to come back to you. In the former case, you'll find out in due course, but in the latter, you're better off not knowing.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:34

You heard her, you should've went back the next day. What the hell is wrong with you, coming back all early? You've got to give a girl her space--her space to cheat. NO I'm kidding. Seriously, FYL that that happened to you. You don't need that **** anyway.