Love: Sorry! - FML

Sorry!

By Tally - 24/09/2009 16:16 - Canada

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Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited, until I saw they were from a friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:01

Bring flowers to her funeral saying, "Sorry for killing you!" =)

WoolyWhoop 7

Thursday 24 September 2009 19:59

What a bitch.

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Hailie_Homicide 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:50

I am so sorry the same ting happened to me but just no flowers and not at work at school that is ****** up!!!

skelldogs 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:53

someone ripped out your ovaries at school? ouch (sarcasm) lol but seriously im sorry to here that fyl one of my best amtes stole my girl from me 3 months back

skelldogs 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:55

and i didnt get flowers :( damn you got lucky i want flowers now lol

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Friday 25 September 2009 7:12

beat both the bf and best friend ass and send them to the hospital

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 25 September 2009 7:35

She sent you flowers. It might be appropriate to send her some bees in response. Live ones.

royboh 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:25

At least she was nice about it.

EatMyCrayonz 0

Friday 25 September 2009 17:28

Send her some flowers saying, 'Hey babe, last night was fun, we ought to do it again *Wink*' but make sure her boyfriend/your ex see's them first so he thinks shes cheating,, *Wink wink* then there both evenly pwned.

22jrdn55 15

Saturday 26 September 2009 8:26

This is how i think your friend looks like. http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/asshat-22713.jpg FYL, but what happens next? Was there a cat fight?

22jrdn55 15

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:18

A GUY POSTED THIS. THIS IS FAKE. UNLESS HES GAY. http://www.fmylife.com/member/tally

ronbprod 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 21:58

rOn-b: needlessly gift it back.. .

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