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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 975

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 549

You deserved it 222

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 151

You deserved it 6 428

By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 115

You deserved it 305

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 152

You deserved it 3 779

By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 537

You deserved it 317

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 137

You deserved it 3 851

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 956

You deserved it 3 175

Slipping

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 312

You deserved it 1 037

Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 097

You deserved it 937

That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 653

You deserved it 3 403

ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

You're pretty close though. Your boyfriend is really good at cheating. I'd review all past board game results.

teehee520 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

4 years?! Seriously? Wow...

Comments

kellster 2

Friday 3 July 2009 1:12

He must be an INCREDIBLY good liar and good at covering his tracks. Four years, holy shit!! If there's a hell, there's a special level reserved for guys like him. I'm so sorry! :(

Foodeater133 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:35

Get crunk

mikew85 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:37

Well no shit Sherlock, if he's been with her for two more years, you're the other woman! Dump his cheating ass and move on.

Foodeater133 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:38

Take him to places that they are both likely to go together. Contact his wife and explain the situation to her and plan malicious revenge. Oh and then both of you meet and then gang up on him. Gang fight!

missaccountant 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:49

This is not an FML, this is a HOORAY. You just saved yourself and the fiancee from this guy. Go all Carrie Underwood on his car, put your chin up, and move on.