Spooky

By amidreaming?? - 11/06/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom - Bushey

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
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hotforkegger 4

HOARDER!!! RUN WHILE U CAN!!!

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Finnick_fml 12

That's utterly bizarre. Maybe they're playing a prank on you, you can seriously ask them to tell you the truth .... Or break into your girlfriend's house. Take your pick :p

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asl_for_life 6

nobody else like this. the number is a perfect 69!

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Ajwc101 24

It's okay OP they are just pranking you.

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thgiL 9

You don't know that... She's probably embarrassed of something.

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l23VIVE 17

Fix the tongue or we will continue to bury you!!! We told you this in a previous thread, now get it fixed...

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YesyDidWhat 0

That should be enough to RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

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YesyDidWhat 0

Btw everyone I totally didn't notice #3 said that already, my bad I went straight to comment.

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ohSNAPyall 26

She didst fail to listen; why don't thou?

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SeedlessMe 13

I could be wrong here, but I think it's actually an oddly phrased, olde timey way to say she did fail to listen. So therefore, the friend did see what was in the house. If it wasn't horrific enough to make her run, maybe it's not that bad..?..

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l23VIVE 17

Didst is not the correct way to say didn't in middle english! It combines an English word with a Neo-Latin suffix! Get your Middle English right

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JustAGuy107 0

She might be learning how to raise the moon.....

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uberdubers 3

I thumbed down, because your bio is ******.

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Crazberry 5

You mean draw down the moon? Assuming you're assuming that she's a Wiccan of course. Just sayin'.

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DKjazz 20

I was was thinking more like Majora's Mask.

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Harpy20 24

Get a new girlfriend. This can't improve.

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Shit_talkin_chik 5

There is help for Hoarders... But not a cure for all the diseases she could catch from being dirty! Run OP run!!

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perdix 29

It's probably her husband and her kids.

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DespairFaction 11

My thoughts exactly, or a sweat shop full of underage kids.

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PrincessPesa 20

Or a puppy mill! Though I doubt the kind of monster with a puppy mill would also speak in Old English. Perhaps we should start calling OP Ye Olde Cuckolded.

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TarieBoo 2

PrincessPesa- the only thing funny about your comment was 69...

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l23VIVE 17

OP's girlfriend is using MIDDLE English not Olde English

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dixiefoxx 22

175, First of all, old* And second of all, I've never heard of "middle" English, only old English. Correct me if there's such thing, I'm only going into 10th grade, but still..

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l23VIVE 17

I too am going into 10th grade, and Olde English does have an E on the end

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rainbowkissies 14

... Olde is the correct spelling. End of discussion.

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ilovefall10 21

Uh I would be pretty annoyed too if somebody talked like that to me and didn't tell me why they were talking like that.

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alexphyllis 5

If you're that curious you should just take "thine eyes" and ask her again.

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