Spooky

By amidreaming?? - 11/06/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom - Bushey

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
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hotforkegger 4

HOARDER!!! RUN WHILE U CAN!!!

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Finnick_fml 12

That's utterly bizarre. Maybe they're playing a prank on you, you can seriously ask them to tell you the truth .... Or break into your girlfriend's house. Take your pick :p

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Forlorn420 9

Maybe she is obsessed with llamas or grub worms and doesn't want you to see the thousands of pictures that she has posted in her house. Just a guess

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

This made me laugh. Llamas and grub worms? How did you even think of two such random things? ....is there something you wanna tell us about YOUR fetishes? ;D

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Forlorn420 9

My fetishes are unicorns and naked mole rats ;)

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CastielJ 6

What happens when you date a girl who's into Dungeon and Dragons. Speaking old English, eh? I surprised she didn't say she was a lvl 14 wizard with a fire enchanted staff.

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Killer_fel 15

DnD is awesome! But were not all talking old english, and boasting about our lvl and items. And not all DnD happen in the medieval times. Some happen in the past, others in the present and others in the Future.

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meredith743 6

That would be Shakespearean English. Old English would sound a lot like German or something.

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blackpuddle 30

Most DnD players don't speak like that. I've known one out of all the people I've gamed with that did and we all wanted him to shut the **** up every time he opened his mouth.

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l23VIVE 17

Um @120 OP's girlfriend is using MIDDLE English not Olde English, or Shakespearean English. Though Medieval English is the one which sounds Germanic.

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l23VIVE 17

I am a level 5 Assassin with Daggers of silence and The Cloak of stealth which adds +2 to my sneaking. I am also a level 6 Cleric with a (lightsaber) saber of divine light, which adds +2 damage & +40% effectiveness towards sorcerers and demons...

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l23VIVE 17

And @77 if the female player's name starts with a vowel she gets +1 charm +1 seduction & +2 charisma

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

You're annoying Vive, so please go away.

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Kar98 6

Pray stop embarrassing thyself with thine claims of "'tis Middle English". Thou doesn't know scat.

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l23VIVE 17

What? Elena why did you think i was going to show off my awesome DnD characters? Are you psychic? Or did you just read my profile?

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vanessaizawesome 8

ok so here's what op needs to do he must go to burger king at dawn and ask for Jeffery the llama Jeffery will talk to him and will give him a map around the USA, op must wait till a rainbow occurs and find the nearest IKEA and jump in the neon green wardrobe, he will find a lion in narnia and the lion will guide him from there!!

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greenie213 23

Dude, you need to take it easy on the acid.

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vanessaizawesome 8

Wow thanks that's really just wonderful to know

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vanessaizawesome 8

61- I love you picture!!!! Totally awesome

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forever_born 6

It's cool bro I thought you were funny :)

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Your comment makes no sense nor does it have anything to do with the FML in question.

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gracehi 31

I bet she's a trans-dimensional sorcereress, and her home conceals secrets too awesome for mortal eyes. O.0 ... NAH! I bet she's a cat hoarder. Better call the ASPCA!

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donkey79 0

There are probably rooms filled with mismatched childrens shoes.

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tony1891 22

OK. That's just weird. is she like in a cult or something?

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hotcommodity01 1

Ha. The best friend is probably in on it too. I say find out ninja style.

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