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Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) - 17/12/2014 18:47 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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chrstygrl06 10

Friday 28 January 2011 8:56

Omg, psycho roommate! So, that's where they got the idea for The Roommate:P

jonseyop 0

Friday 28 January 2011 11:44

To catch a sneaky glimpse at his Willy

Comments

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:33

Stop being so gullible n00b! Learn to see the future and know when you friend is pranking you!

DVecc 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:37

The comments here show who has a sense of humor and can take a joke, and those who can not. I personally thought this was hilarious. :)

AnonTheGreat 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:44

To all of you that think this is funny, you need to get help. Suicide is not something to joke about, and I can assure ANYONE that if a close friend, family member, etc. Of theirs killed his/herself they would not be laughing. I'd punch your roommate in the face if he, let alone anyone, did that to me. It's a sick prank to pull on someone. Your roommate is an immature, sick minded psychopath. I feel bad for you, OP. I suggest you get revenge on him. How about taking a dump on his bed? Still, that's just a suggestion. But anything worse than this should work fine.

l2spellbud 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 5:52

Oh shut up, and get a sense of humor. Laugh a little already. I've lost someone to suicide, and I still couldn't stop laughing. This is America, shit is funny. Get used to it! How long do you think he waited? Lmfao.

vegan_muffin 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:16

I don't think it's hilarious, but I don't think the roommate is a psychopath either. Clearly he's just got some really severe death anxiety and is need of some psychotherapy. He probably had some traumatic loss in his past that he's working through in the only way he can. Poor bastard...