wow

Aaah, I don't know what to think of this. I'm stuck between "this is one of the best pranks ever" and "this prank is too cruel".

You should prank the cops by murdering your roommate and making it look like a suicide.

That's just sick. Why would someone ever feel that that is okay?!

Calmly explain to them that you have them naked in a bathtub with a signed suicide note in their own handwriting, and that you've dreamed your whole life of an opportunity like this, as you turn and lock the bathroom door... See who pisses themselves then.

Pee on his bed.

Cry wolf? Just wait until the roommate DOES try to kill himself and no one takes him seriously.

that's kind of a shitty thing to do

Bekll, ur a douche.

it's a good thing you aren't a horror movie buff. I would have stabbed him in the heart just to be sure he wasn't becoming the undead. in fact how do you know he isn't??? think about it