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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 5 725

By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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You deserved it 7 680

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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You deserved it 5 872

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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Rockferd 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:04

He was probably just trying to leave and figured this would be the funniest way to do so.

Starfire22 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:09

You'll never know that he was laughing because he KNOWS what YOU did last summer... which is lead the shinobi ninjas to battle against the great evil emperor and in essance save the world and all that is good and pure in this world. Then you went on to finding love, losing love and aciedently killing your true, true love... You don't remember because the events of losing your true love was so horrid, they decided to do a mind wipe to maintain your sanity... does that make you feel better??!!

Comments

TheFern 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:36

I've heard about you too!! ****!!

FML_babe 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:37

maybe he's heard about the creepy girl who pretends to bump into cute guys at MacDonald's just to try pick them up...you freak! he know's he's not the first victim...

helo2 0

Friday 19 February 2010 22:41

LMFAO

bee127 0

Monday 5 April 2010 7:15

That made me lmao.

rwac07 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:38

lol @ 4

lickmyjock 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:51

People ARE going to laugh at you like that when they catch you sneaking burgers into your panties to get out without paying.

fuckyouasshole66 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:56

he wanted to confuse u LOL

Jen_J_the_J 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:04

haha #8 made me lol (Y)

blairyboo 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:30

maybe he jst wanted to get away and thought tht way would be easiest. or maybe he's mentally crazy..

Hanban 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:33

Aww. I hate those kinds. Good thing I'm in college already. :) Which means it's inevitable to be friends with a skinny girl. I hate feeling that fat chick.