Contraception and Love: Spotted

Spotted

By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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Please do it

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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The grass is never greener

By Toolate - 21/12/2016 12:26

Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML

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ieatdeadbabies 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:09

Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too

danmmcd 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:12

right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao

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24anonymous24 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:31

yeah get some

loogiemonstar 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:36

Dont worry, it's normal... all guys need pussy...

astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 8:34

Not when they are in a monogamous relationship, twatwaffle.

tondog 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:50

how did u know he had condoms

meintx2001 1

Monday 8 March 2010 6:06

that sucks... go buy some more and put them back where he keeps them. then watch and see how he reacts. extra funny if they are a different brand. lol

77_PUNKER 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:51

maybe it is for palmlina and her five friends?

Sekococo 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:31

he probably was trying be on his boos good side so he was anal about it :) dont worry he will love you even more he get back or become a new man with his new boyfriend :)

Danielt104 6

Monday 8 March 2010 8:07

Well, at least we know what kind of "buisness" he has to attend to. :)

Hunter3365 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:28

Maybe he's havin a posh wank ova u. & don't wanna shoot his load all ova the place.

reber4 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:29

i do have to say however some guys just use those to ********** with extra pleasure, i know because i caught my ex doing it so don't worry about it

astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:47

Are you kidding me? Condoms don't enhance the pleasure if the guy is jacking himself off. They might help with the mess but I've never heard of someone voluntarily using condoms for solitary pleasure.

ReallyMike 0

Monday 8 March 2010 13:14

Wth is with all the posts about the mess? How the hell are you jacking off that you leave a mess??? Or are you circumcised? If so, I don't envy you. Us uncircumcised folk don't have to worry about a mess, just hold the load in until you find a napkin and you're done.

zargon 1

Monday 8 March 2010 13:52

Condoms may not be more pleasurable for you, but different guys are into different things, and I wouldn't be surprised if wearing condoms while masturbating was one of them.