Spread the word

By JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 224 165
You deserved it 35 817

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ahahahahaha reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came

Socrates_fml 0

how did you answer/what happened?

Comments

wrestler_fml 0

Nanospeed: Why do those same athiests who scream and attack christians for trying to spread beliefs of GOOD morals, then decide THEY want to go out and spread THEIR beliefs? Is that fair.. is that justice? NO! Even though I'm a Christian, I'm fair. I don't push my beliefs on people who don't want to hear them. And I CERTAINLY wouldn't do that and then say OTHER PEOPLE shouldn't be able to do that! =============== One of the main tenants of Christianity is to "love others" and to "not be selfish". LAST TIME I CHECKED, PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON HALF THE WORLD AND 2/3 OF AMERICA IS CHRISTIAN! ,MOST (NOT QUITE ALL) OF YOU ATHEISTS JUST ACT SO DAMN SELFISH! If you atheists ACTUALLY set a GOOD example, then maybe people would follow you! But you don't! All of the atheists in my school are either goths, satanists, cutters, racist Nazi's (2 kids i have in classes), jamaican pot-head do-nothing-in-life's, and the list goes on! ATHEISTS DO NOT SET A GOOD EXAMPLE! THAT IS WHY FEW PEOPLE WANT TO BE ATHEIST! EVEN PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD SAY THEY DO, BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT CHRISTIAN MORALS (EVEN IF GOD TURNS OUT TO NOT BE TRUE) ARE GOOD MORALS AND EXAMPLES TO LIVE BY! AND EVEN THO I'M A TYPICAL H*RNY GUY, I KNOW IN MY HEART AT LEAST THAT I SHOULD WAIT TILL MARRIAGE FOR SEX! I MAY HAVE BROKEN THAT RULE... BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS OK! =================== Like really, you need to chill out with the whole "I hate christians" thing. That's the problem with you atheists- all y'all hate too damn much! I'm a christian, but at LEAST I let other people live how they choose and say what they want, and I leave the judging up to God, for the most part! At LEAST I can make a joke about my religion! I'm not like an uptight hateful jerk like you atheists, and all the atheists I know! (i did above)

I'm not gonna lie, I would probably punch her right between the eyes. That's so ridiculous.. I side with #91 on this one. Agnostic, but I still agree. = #88: I'm told, the less healthy a guy's diet is, the worse it tastes. I've quit eating McD's and my girl couldn't get enough *blush*

voice_of_reason 0
voice_of_reason 0

#93 - you are EXACTLY what nanospeed is talking about. Go suck a dick...Thanks and have a *great* day!!!

wrestler_fml 0

What the hell do you mean, im what he's talking about? You have the right to an opinion, as does him. I'm not getting mad at other people sharing their opinions or their beliefs, UNLIKE YOU 2. So say what you want! I don't care. You have a right to say that. PS..... I get laid. You don't. Doesn't that bug you- a christian, who respects other people's opinions, AND gets laid more than you do? buh-bye! =) ps id beat you in wrestling too

voice_of_reason 0

Wrestler - you are the only one here getting all upset. Also, look up the word "hypocrisy" and you will get an idea of why you come across as such a rambling, babbling, self-contradicting, foaming-at-the-mouth lunatic. Again, go wrestle a dick with your lips...Thanks and have a great day!

wow. What a stupid bitch. That sucks man.