oh jesus. what did you tell her? and did she finish?

buzz killer. haha wow that really sucks

i agree with #3. but yeah that sucks NOT a keeper.

bahahahaha. did you bust all over her?

Hahaha - should've said "No, but let me introduce you to God" and then **** her brain out...!

yo. i hope yu n tht female rnt together

The only disturbing thing is what she was thinking about while giving head....

Perhaps she's performing a classical conditioning experiment... making you think of Jesus whenever you come.

i cant stand defensive christians like that. #93 take a chill pill christians are gonna get shit no matter what so just chill out and stop be so damn defensive. hahaha dear lord your insane. #107 HAHAHAHAHAHHA

#93, Wtf? Lol. You contradicted pretty much everything you were speaking against. How so? Well let's take a look at some of what you said... "I don't push my beliefs on people who don't want to hear them." ...You're doing just that by posting this nice little sermon of yours. "One of the main tenants of Christianity is to "love others" and to "not be selfish"." What about judging others? That's something you definately don't have a problem doing. You say that you "KNOW IN MY HEART AT LEAST THAT I SHOULD WAIT TILL MARRIAGE FOR SEX! I MAY HAVE BROKEN THAT RULE... BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS OK!" And then in your next comment you go and brag about it..."PS..... I get laid. You don't. Doesn't that bug you- a christian, who respects other people's opinions, AND gets laid more than you do?" Bragging about sinning?! Why would a christian do something like that?! I thought that "EVEN PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD SAY THEY DO, BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT CHRISTIAN MORALS ARE GOOD MORALS AND EXAMPLES TO LIVE BY!" The truth is, everyone on the planet wants to live the way atheists do, including you, because atheists have really fun lives. They can do whatever the hell they want to and not feel guilty about it. Embrace the fact. Denying it, especially when you're going to contradict yourself right anfterwards, just makes you look like a dumb ass. "Like really, you need to chill out with the whole "I hate christians" thing. That's the problem with you atheists- all y'all hate too damn much!" In telling them not to hate on Christians, you're doing the exact thing to them... You said that "I leave the judging up to God, for the most part!" Really? Let's backtrack a bit... You claimed that "YOU ATHEISTS JUST ACT SO DAMN SELFISH!", "ATHEISTS DO NOT SET A GOOD EXAMPLE!", "That's the problem with you atheists- all y'all hate too damn much!", and "I'm not like an uptight hateful jerk like you atheists" ...If that's not judging, what would you call it? And lastly, "At LEAST I can make a joke about my religion! I'm not like an uptight hateful jerk like you atheists" If you were joking about all that, you had me fooled. My point is, I got kind of offended by #91's comment too, but not nearly as offended as I did with yours, because he has good reason to believe what he believes. It's because of people like you. In trying to defend your beliefs you just proved his point. Why do I care? Because I'm a Christian too, and I'm not at all ashamed of it, but when I come across people like you it just makes me crazy, because honestly, you give Christians a bad name. You make us look like hateful, judgmental jerks. Unfortunately, there are tons of Christians out there just like you. And I'm here to clarify that not all of them are like that. I have absolutely zero problem with goths, satanists, cutters, racist Nazi's, jamaican pot-head do-nothing-in-life's or atheists. In fact, I happen to be a former goth, cutter, and pothead, and I was all those things while still being a Christian. The only one I'd say I might have a problem with is the racist Nazi's, but even they I'm still going to accept; I just strongly disagree with what they're doing. If you're going to trot around displaying the name of God, make sure you're doing it in a way that God would be proud of, and not blush at.