Spread the word

By JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 224 165
You deserved it 35 817

Same thing different taste

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ahahahahaha reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came

Socrates_fml 0

how did you answer/what happened?

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haha! This is pretty classic. I'm a Christian but unlike that nano dude and post 113 I don't try and push my beliefs on people. That's just wrong. People can be and believe whatever they want. In reality what I believe in doesn't stand much more of a chance in beinf true than believing a purple elephant with wings that wears a clock around its neck creating the world. For me God is something to have faith in on those really crappy days where you feel like nothing good will ever happen to you. Some people resort to drugs and alcohol like I used to. Some people rely solely on friends or family but really it doesn't matter who or what helps you as long as you can live out each day with some inner peace. Also... anyone who thinks the Bible is against oral sex is incorrect. It says nothing of that nature. Just don't commit adultery and don't have sex before marriage. I understand a lot of people don't believe in that sex before bit but I think it's a maturity thing as well.

I believe in abstinence and everything, but that's just mean.

@136: oral sex is, technically, sex. 8D

STFU01 14

Not according to the future First husband... I DID NOT HAVE SEX IN THE OVAL OFFICE WITH THAT FAT INTERN!!!

To #93 i am atheist and i got largely offended by what you said. Not only did you degrade what i believe in but you put them all in a group and smashed them into the ground like were all cutters and goth and potheads. Not everyone needs to believe in god to be accepted. I have about no problem with any of those groups.so instead of bagging on atheists why dont you get a life and stop being a d**k. Whos fair now bitch? btw i have no problem with any other religion.

DinoJR 0

Btw, #93, you're being pretty hypocritical by saying that last comment. I myself am agnostic, I pick and choose what I believe. You obviously don't understand your own religion, do you believe in EVERYthing the bible states is true? Only then can you call yourself christian. I feel that if you pick and choose what to believe then you are in a sense agnostic. I mean I believe theres a god and afterlife, I was raised christian, but like alot of people I question my faith in said religion. I choose not to believe that Jesus was the son of god. etc etc etc. But I wont go into too much detail on my beliefs, now anyway just dont go knocking atheists and agnostics. Respect them, and they will respect you, don't claim that Christianity is the one and only religion, thats why they fire back at you with those remarks. Back on topic, GOOD SHIT DUDE, lol thats a crazy way to kill the mood, shes mos def a keeper

Okay, so we all agree that #93 should have thought that out more. Chill, people.

#139 totalli agreed. even muslims arent half bad as christians. christians are definately the most judgemental, hippocritical and annoying of all religions and thats saying sumthing lol like every other religion believes in science but christians are the only one that dont lol i mean like there's 100% proof for the big bang but like 0% proof of god , 0% proof that jesus or david or w/e even existed. people like #93 (and chrisitans in general) are the scum of society and should be thrown in jail for lowering the average IQ of america ill probably get banned for sayin that but it honesty pisses me off more then anything else in this world, so sry mods if you dont like my opinion, but if christians can hate gays then i can hate christians, amirit? ~athiestpride~

*cough* anyway. I'm a Christian, love universal acceptance, God love you whether you love him or not, yadda yadda. Also, stereotyping Christians in that way is inaccurate. Not all Christians hate gays. Some may not agree with their lifestyle, but most believe that God still loves them, no matter how they live. So... yeah. Calm down, peeps.