Spread the word

By JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
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lolol182 4

ahahahahaha reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came

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Socrates_fml 0

how did you answer/what happened?

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froggster 0

Are you guys retarded?! You don't ******* get it. That girl has a nice sense of humour. When someone is about to cum, like that dude, they usually shout "OH YESSS OH YESSS YEEEEAAAAA" So since she knew he would do it, she decided to think of something creative to make it fun And only a deeply religeous person would ask about god during that time, and she isn't cause she ***** and gives heads before marriage.

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turtledove325 0

Was her name Jonali, lol there was a girl i went to college with that would do that to guys all the time, it was known around our dorm. She did it to get people to go to meeting with her for church

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thevaliantknight 0

omg that is wild! I would have gotten up and ran away. I believe in God and all, but in the scenario, she will turn out wicked crazy.

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cyndyv 0

VIBE KILL!!! gosh aha u def. better have said yes soooo funnyy!

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Bradleysmylover 0

i dont get it?

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