Spread the word

By JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
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lolol182 4

ahahahahaha reminds me of the one where the girl said "forgive me lord!" when she came

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Socrates_fml 0

how did you answer/what happened?

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Ashleeduhh 0

She sounds like a nutcase..who the hell would say something like that in that situation...gee.

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ponychick405 0

WHAT IS HEAD SOMEONE TELL ME PLZ?

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anataliaguerrero 0

its a ******** you dip shit. learn how to spell and turn off caps lock, okay?

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nanner6206 24

Google search could've gotten the job done.

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McZeal 0

#44 head = oral stimulation of the penis

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Socrates_fml 0

it's what your boyfriend asks you to do when you say you'll do anything. try it

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maupa 0

head is a thing at the top of your body, #44, you know - the one that's on your neck.

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tehhotness 0

pft, #48, I believe you're referring to anal, not head

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wowfmlife 0

a head is that large, round, hard thing on your neck. it generally has 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth, ears, hair, qand a brain on the inside. stupid people have made it a sexual term for some reason though

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