Squelching the night away

By alison - 04/07/2015 05:02 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
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qwertycode 19

At least he's comfortable around you :]

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mariah_1_11 22

Are you related to the Canadian queef sisters?

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littleking94 14

I never understood how queefs are funny. Tell him to grow up

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Aimeejasmine 15

Oh shut up they laughed together, you know, like people in a healthy relationship do

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littleking94 14

it doesn't say op laughed. Learn to read bimbo

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Aimeejasmine 15

Lmao "bimbo" are you serious? Boy you sure told me, I'll learn not to speak up anymore gee golly whiz pahah. He laughed, you're telling me she laid there pissed off, like their relationship is some awkward one night stand? Grow up, attempting to insult strangers on the internet gets real old when you're mature.

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Avashantu 18

Hahaha. I've had this happen. Honestly, I found it pretty amusing too. They say that if you don't laugh at least once during sex, you're having sex with the wrong person.. Just what they say.

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RockRoyalty92 12

Major sign of immaturity. There is nothing wrong with queefing. It's just air that gets trapped in the ******, then the pressure causes it to be forced out. Nothing gross about it, and if he's so immature to find that so hilarious, maybe he's not ready to be having sex at all.

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Stardew 19

That isn't necessarily true. My boyfriend and I are mid/late twenties and we laugh whenever it happens with us.

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Agreed. It's just a silly thing and having a laugh definitely doesn't detract from the act.

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TheMathMajor 26

Uh no, queefs are hilarious. I laugh when it happens to me too. It would be immature if he thought they were gross.

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QuaDECH 13

I think it's perfectly normal to find fart sounds funny well into adulthood. Him laughing at some major queefing is no reason to not have sex and maybe a different position could fix it.

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soverybored 6

It's normal op don't worry at all just laugh it off

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TaTaTaylor97 19

It happened with my ex and I and he would ignore it and continue and I'd feel so awkward I'd burst out laughing! Find different positions!

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magickiss87 22

That can happen if air gets inside of you. Certain positions, angles, etc can actually cause air to get in there and his thrusting pushed the air out. Maybe try different positions or angle your pelvis a bit differently to avoid it. However, it's natural and no reason to be ashamed or anything.

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bhopejohnston 16

Yeah, that's what happens when you're wet and there's a dick going in an out of you. He must not be very mature...

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Birdclawz 17

I've experienced this before, just switch and let him relax.

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roadrunner1278 3

If he can't handle it, he's a pussy himself

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Sicxlilsis 16

That sucks! At least you didnt do anal and started to fart -__- that was embarrassing. Hey at least he was laughing :)

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